Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?
- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
(Source: the-vashta-nerada)
Meteorological Triptych - the only 2 photos (to date) of a tornado, rainbow and lightning bolt together.
weather you are drunk
This is so totally awesome :D
thor what are you doing
If you open my fucking door, you better shut it.
This is why I lock mine.
But mine locks from the outside. If there were a fire, and somebody didn’t like me, they could lock me in my room. Granted I could open the top half of both of my doors, but still.

